hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
OKAY SO I PRESSED PRINT SCREEN AT THE WRONG TIME AND
Mackemore rubbing his palms together and chuckling as he steps into his cloning machine “macklemore" he whispers under his breath
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
we all know thats a load of shit gandalf
Why do you think he’s full of shit about it.
Gentle reminder that while the dwarves have loyalty, honor, willing hearts, and all the
manlydwarfly smolder you can shake a stick at, they are collectively about as dumb as a box of bricks.
#when bilbo baggins is the brains of your operation #your operation is ****ed #this goes for you too thorin #yeah you caught on faster than kili #but that’s like saying you caught on faster than a concussed duck
literally crying at those tags omfg
Ash, just shoving that pasta into his mouth while Serena eats hers all lady-like.
the bottom pic makes it look like he’s eating an octopus.
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later
same with Aladdin and jasmine!
And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.
learn your motherfucking princesses
Actually, just learn Disney. Anita Dearly didn’t marry Roger Radcliffe instantly, either. We see her and Roger colliding/falling into a pond. That’s how they meet. Then there’s a time skip. How long, we don’t know, but Roger and Anita are married after the skip and Perdita, the female Dalmatian, is six weeks’ pregnant; she gives birth three weeks later, which is specified in the film.
And I seem to recall that Tiana and Naveen spent a while hopping around that swamp and fighting the curse before they got married, too.
A while, but it happens within a day or two because they have to get Charlotte to kiss Naveen while she’s still Princess of Mardi Gras.
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins